WEEEEEOOOOOO WEEEEEOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adam was just making very loud siren sounds when he is supposed to be sleeping.  I go into his room and tell him it is time to go to sleep.  He tells me that his fire engines on his socks have an emergency to attend to.  Silly Mommy!

We live in a nudist colony, obviously.

Adam is naked in our bed, I bring him his clothes and tell him it is time to get dressed. This is the conversation that follows:
Adam:  "No Mommy, I want to be a nudie tootie!  I don't want to get dressed!"
Me:   "Adam you HAVE to get dressed or we can't go to the gym"
Adam:  "No Mommy"
Me:  "Yes, Adam-when we go out to the stores do you see people being nudie tooties?"
Adam:  "Yes, Mommy and I yell at them!"
Me:   "What Adam?"
Adam:  "I yell at them"
Me:  "What do you yell at them?"
Adam:  "I yell at them, HEY!  Go put your clothes on!"